It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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