he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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