She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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