The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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