dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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