u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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