I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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