Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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