Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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