idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
