her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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