My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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