All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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