google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
