If that was your dad, he is hot
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I party with great urgency now.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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