Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
