Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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