your room smells of hookers.
And success
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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