i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Come share oat with me in your robe
the raccoons are back...
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