therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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