I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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