My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My dick has a subreddit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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