So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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