like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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