I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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