I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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