He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
