Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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