what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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