Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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