Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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