do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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