He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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