I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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