i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Terrible idea I love it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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