If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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