Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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