Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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