dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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