i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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