Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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