Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was like eating out sand paper
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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