Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
