1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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