"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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