can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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