There was a lot of him and a little penis
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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