How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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