I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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