Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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